Thursday, June 9, 2005

RetroPost: 6.9.05

{Saved from Xanga} I have been informed today that I have gained 11 pounds in the last year. That means I have gained exactly 41 pounds in the three years since high school. That's an average of 13.67 pounds a year! That's terrible. The fat bus stops here, my 41 friends. You will now be murdered one by one. I can no longer stand the sight of you. Goal #1: Get rid of the disgressions of 2004. (168) Goal #2: Get rid of the disgressions of 2003 and get out of the overweight category. (154) Goal #3: Get rid of the disgressions of 2002 and get back to my original happy weight! (140) Goal #4: Enjoy and maintain! WOOT! For real this time, y'all. Luvz! *Jilli Bean!*

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