RetroPost: Life is a Shiny Shiny Monsoon

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The whole cliche about "when it rains, it pours" is no frickin' joke. Somewhere to the tune of two months ago, I sat in our car talking with Keizo as we often do and (like AN IDIOT) I said something along the lines of "I have a GREAT feeling about 23. This year is going to be a flipping riverdance of JOY. When I look out towards 23, all I see is leprachauns and baby pandas eating candy JOY JOY JOY!" Yeah, big mistake. As soon as I voiced that little snot bubble of misinformed wisdom, all hell broke loose. Just to make it's point, life let me in on a real monsoon in Florida. The imagery was great, Mr. Life. Shiny shiny life in the form of FREAKIN' DISNEY WORLD (which totally rocks) then you're just walking down the street going "is that a rain drop?" And the sky says "DAMN STRAIGHT IT'S A RAINDROP!!!!" SPLOOOOOSH! Yes thank you I get the point. I've learned my lesson. I shall never challenge you again... *sigh*In other news, our new house is fantastical. At every turn, a lightswitch- as it should be. As there is so little chance of darkness, the shadows retreat. For now. ~FIN~